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by Jerry Whorebach 07/19/2012, 7:18pm PDT |
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Here's the base model. He looks like a gimp. They couldn't have thrown in a couple token accessories to try and justify those hands? I know why they had to print "BANE" in huge block letters, it's because otherwise everyone would be calling this guy "TWO DICKS".
Here's the premium model. I guess they figured since kids love the penguin's umbrella so much, they might as well give Bane a nice warm coat. Unfortunately the coat isn't detachable - what's my Bane's Mom figure supposed to hold when she chases after him? That's right, more dicks :(
Here's what Bane's supposed to look like. He's literally being ridden by another man, and he still looks 100% less gay than the movie design. I don't want to put my dick anywhere near this man!
Finally, here's a brief interview with the guy who designed Bane in the first place. It's on the WWE website, so I'm assuming that means it was written by an actual wrestler. Probably not one of the famous ones. |
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The "rebooted" comic version of Harley Quinn looks awful by WITTGENSTEIN 09/04/2011, 7:34am PDT
a blonde with black tips? by fabio 09/04/2011, 11:13am PDT
Picture of a girl with leather S&M corset/dog collar/chains/spikes, mime makeup NT by ...fabio criticizes the hair dye. 09/04/2011, 1:11pm PDT
Thanks, Fortinbras by fabio 09/04/2011, 1:50pm PDT
That wasn't me, you stupid faggot NT by WITTGENSTEIN 09/04/2011, 2:23pm PDT
Do you think it says something that everyone thinks terrible posts must be you? NT by self reflection time 09/04/2011, 2:31pm PDT
No more than the Cables constantly saying "Thanks, Wrom" NT by WITTGENSTEIN 09/04/2011, 2:50pm PDT
http://www.google.com/search?q=dyed+tips&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch NT by holy shit you're ignorant 09/04/2011, 5:57pm PDT
YOU WERE LOOKING AT HER FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE?lol NT by wakka wakka wakka 09/04/2011, 2:21pm PDT
Re: a blonde with black tips? by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/04/2011, 5:29pm PDT
Agreed it sucks. But to pick on the 'impossible' dye job is... NT by ...very fabio 09/04/2011, 5:58pm PDT
But she has clown stripes on her baseball bat! NT by Mischief Maker 09/04/2011, 6:04pm PDT
She reminds me of Jeanette from Bloodlines NT by WITTGENSTEIN 09/04/2011, 6:20pm PDT
Yessssssssssss by motherfuckerfoodeater 09/04/2011, 8:01pm PDT
All the Arkham City redesigns are terrible. by Jerry Whorebach 09/30/2011, 9:26pm PDT
Re: All the Arkham City redesigns are terrible. by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/01/2011, 2:36pm PDT
pretty sure there's a youtube for each one of them now NT by jeep 10/01/2011, 10:26pm PDT
Shooter's killing it on his blog lately by Adam Trollface 10/07/2011, 8:25pm PDT
Just barely! by Jerry Whorebach 10/08/2011, 9:41am PDT
Agreed on the aesthetics, but the rest of the game is a total improvement! by Mischief Maker 12/01/2020, 7:52pm PST
Pity the poor kid who gets a movie-accurate Bane action figure. by Jerry Whorebach 07/19/2012, 7:18pm PDT
OK on the lack of 2-dick hands, but a shirtless leather bear in gimp mask... NT by Your gaydar may be a little off 07/19/2012, 10:50pm PDT
Comics Bane has to wear a macho luchadore mask to protect his gigantic identity. by Jerry Whorebach 07/19/2012, 11:21pm PDT
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